It is shaping up to be a slow sports weekend with the highlight being the Blazers' shellacking of the hapless Wizards this evening. Shelbi was particularly happy to see Travis Outlaw throw down two meaningless dunks in the closing seconds which got the Blazers to 100 points and free chalupas. I don't know why but everytime Shelbi sees the jumbotron image of Brandon Roy pretending to enjoy a chalupa after the Blazers put up 100 points she can't stop laughing.

It is also shaping up to be a slow baby weekend. Elliott spent a few hours at Grandma and Grandpa Wescott's house today so that we could get some much needed cleaning done. And I discovered today that every article of clothing I own is covered in dog hair, half-digested milk, or some combination of the two. We're at the point where, whenever I'm holding Elliott, I should also have a bottle of Spray and Wash hanging around my neck. 

So with there being so little to talk about I decided to start compiling a list of: "Words I Now Find Myself Using a lot which I am Slightly Uncomfortable With."

Onesie
Binky
Nipple
Gassy
Moist
Boppie
Fussy
Booties
Jammies
Blankie
Pooh (also poo)

Coming soon: Phrases I Now Find Myself Using a lot which I am Definitely Uncomfortable With." 
Spoiler! The list begins with "Why am I wet?"



Now THAT's a onesie