My mistake
With Shelbi feeling a bit under the weather today, I ran to the mall to take care of a few errands. I needed to take a dress back for Shelbi that the clerk had forgotten to remove the security button on. (Shelbi made me promise that I would be ornery with the clerk for the inconvenience. To my credit, when she told me to have a great day, I did not come back with my customary "You too"). I entered the mall through the Barnes and Noble and took my time looking to see if they had any new board games and then went to look at baby books. I eventually settled on the classic That's Not My Puppy. But let me tell you, I have never received more feaful looks in my life as I did this afternoon. A single man with questionable facial hair in the children's section at Barnes and Noble carrying a dress? I probably should have thought that through a little more carefully.

Guess how old?
Guess how old?





Is that kid a boxer? Look at that left hook, I can barely see it coming. Pow!
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Remind me to tell you the story about me in the children's section at the bookstore in Multnomah Village 'round Christmas a few years ago... Oy!
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Matt that is so funny!!
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I am an irish douche bag and take exception to your negative characterization of them. Aside from that, good blog. I agree with you completely - the game is fixed. I feel like watching the WWE would be more suspenseful and less maddening. At least the WWE is honest about fixing matches. Come to think of it, what the WWE needs is Yao to wrestle...
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